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Date: Fri, 23 Jan 1998 16:20:26 -0800
From: gregg
Subject: Jack Booted Helicopters

How do you know so much about me? HOW?? I bet you're not even a guy named Ken at all. I bet KEN is just an acronym for the Know Everything Network, a top-secret government organization dedicated to spying on its own citizens in order to maintain military superiority and test its clandestine mind-control devices! Well, I won't be a part of it! I'm stockpiling weapons and canned fruit as I write....

Date: Thu, 22 Jan 1998 15:50:04 -0800
From: libbos <>
To: Ken
Subject: hey

does this site ever suck
try a bit harder and put some effort into it if your going to make a site

your giving radiohead a bad name.

From: rob malcolm <>
To: Ken
Subject: Re: Visiting my page...but why?
Hello Ken. How are you doing. Your hompage has to be the coolest page on the net. Yeah right. Thanks for emailing me. I don't get much email.

Name: Rob Malcolm
   Time: 1997-09-05 15:55:00
Comments: I thought your page was cool even though I had no idea what it was about.

   Name: jess ryan
   From: Pennsylvania
   Time: 1997-07-06 14:38:00
Comments: Your page is awesome!!! Totally tubular!!!

   Name: ekebiv
   Time: 1997-06-25 14:55:00
Comments: Beware of limbodancers!

   Name: Mike Epstein
   Time: 1997-05-20 08:41:00
Comments: Fellows do you realize that Onyx and The Spice Girls are listening Are you comfortable with this? This is all I can tell you. Be prepare....I will take you down...bye!!

From: Opus710
Date: Thu, 20 Feb 1997 16:45:24 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Uh, wow...

I just visited your web page, not to peruse, but to "see what it was like", and it is rather grand.

Whats it all about? What's its purpose? What does it mean? Are you angry at someone? Who's "Magnapop"? Is it some secret code? Are you a communist?

Date: Fri, 7 Mar 1997 01:35:23 -0500 (EST)
From: benjamin
Subject: breasts (i mean, what the hell)

if i go to your link page, i get this circus song, and i always forghet to disable the sound, so then everybody in the lab is like looking at me like i am a moron, (which is basically true at this point) and i get scared. then i realize that i am not sure how to disable the sound, and i keep meaning to check that out, but then i don't have time, etc. etc. you know how that goes.

From: Opus710
Date: Fri, 21 Mar 1997 00:57:52 -0500 (EST)
Subject: extravaganzasplosionpopfalldowngoboom

Word up. Sorry I am not in Binghamton to hear the xtravaganzasplosion. I think I might have enjoyed it. Checked out your web page numerous times, and enjoyed THAT, even though I am still not sure who in hell Magnapop is.

Date: Thu, 03 Apr 1997 20:53:10 -0500
From: L
Subject: tinka tinka

as I sit here listening to the music embedded in your links page .... sounds like, with a little more bass, something from Doom...... I have followed perhaps .5% of the available links and when I looked up it was an hour later. Thanks for the entertainment.

Date: Fri, 04 Apr 1997 20:01:23 -0500
From: L

The thing I don't like is this email that gets sent, or appears to get sent, when visiting your page. Based on the notifications I'm configured for, a warning of sorts crops up, which is annoying but I don't want to disable it, and then it doesn't really let you DO anything about what's annoying you. So it is the behavior, which is of course a reflection of what it's actually doing, which I don't think I much like, either. Am I supposed to be learning something, here?

I am now regarding your links page as kind of like this combination box of cookies (not the electronic kind) and magazine, just waiting for me to entertain myself by following the links. Since yesterday's exploration took me well over an hour before I came back to my starting point, I plan to dole this out to myself. (In this way, it is NOT like a box of cookies, since I'd just gorge myself on those.)

Date: Sat, 05 Apr 1997 09:59:04 -0500
From: L

So, back to your page, just by way of comparison the only other browser I'd used was MSIE, and that was EVEN MORE ANNOYING in terms of the notification stuff. I actually was thinking, last night, of copying over your source code precisely because I knew there'd be lots of interesting, and messy, stuff in it. Then I thought maybe you could see me doing it, and I got all paranoid.

From: joe
Date: Fri, 25 Apr 1997 12:51:16 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: What the fuh?

Everytime I look at your page, AOL asks me if I mind mailing you are taking away my soul, aren't you?


Date: Fri,  2 May 1997 16:38:32, -0500

you have an awesome web page if i havent told you that ever. the links rule. i need to check them out a little more when i get time.

Date: Mon, 02 Dec 1996 21:04:15 -0600
From: John Huss <>
Subject: playlist

Hey Kenzo, You might be the one guy outside Chicago to ever have played the John Huss Moderate Combo on the radio, and now your playlists are gone!! Actually, have you played us? Your page came up on a search.

Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 13:25:40, -0500

i checked out your page some more. it seems smaller than it used to be. i read the history of the page and is said august (i think) was the last server crash. is that right? i couldve swarn i have been on your page since then and things looked different. anyway, i looked around a little bit and it is pretty funny. "theres no original thought" then "heres an original idea" followed by an unoriginal idea. i tried to go to the ego page but its slow as shit. maybe the net is just busy right now. prolly those AOL people hogging up bandwidth or whatever they do. btw, i still havent looked at your setlists nor do i plan to. :) well, maybe.

p.s. but maybe not. i dont know yet.

Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 21:50:34 -0500 (EST)
From: Nick Millington <>
Subject: Re: Wondering what your "Pipe Dream" interest is...

A friend was using my computer to look for a Java version of Pipe Dreams, the video game, last night. Later, I saw that he had left Alta Vista open and, noticing the name Kenzo, and because I used to know a guy called Kenzo Molteni who lived in Tokyo, I clicked to your page. As random as that...

Date: Mon, 27 Jan 1997 20:27:47 -0800
Subject: guestbook signed
Name:clive mcbean
Location: East, NY

Comments: I like to shoot at them jive-ass white folks who thinks theys the shit because theys drivin in da projects.

From: Ejiny
Date: Thu, 30 Jan 1997 17:13:56 -0500 (EST)

Just wanted to let you know I "visited" your web page. It was somewhat exciting, although AOL doesn't seem to connect very well with some of the links.

From: gregg
Date: Thu, 26 Dec 1996 08:41 -0500 (EST)

>What are you doing on my web page?

Continually pressing a button that says something like "press here to say hi". Instinctive. Food. Shelter. Act immature.

From: (Les Rhoda)
Date: Wed, 14 Aug 1996 23:58:53 -0400

Your page also kicks some serious ass. I didnt have time to explore it all, but DAMN!! Some serious links/java going on there!

When (if) I get back to my server Ill link yours as well....thanks alot, I think youre the first person whos linked my page... Im honored.

From: Kathie
Date: Tue, 27 Aug 96 12:13:00 PDT

If you haven't checked your guestbook, I visited your homepage. It was very interesting (what I browsed through so far), but very distracting (from work, that is. Or is work distracting from surfing?)

Date: Tue, 8 Oct 1996 11:52:57 -0400 (EDT)
From: Benjamin
Subject: Re: Down with your homepage

Most of the later html i copied from your page, just so you know. that's the joy of the internet.

Date: Sat, 12 Oct 1996 22:21:38 -0700
From: Paul
Subject: Can't sign book - program bug

Every time I tried clicking "Sign Book" on yer links page, Netscape started whimpering something about a network error or a dead socket or something like that. Looks like either I'll need to give it another enema, or there's a bug of some kind on your end.

Other than that, very neat page!

Date: Mon, 28 Oct 1996 00:26:36 -0500
From: Misha Glouberman <>
Subject: Re: Trademark infringement page backlink

I tried to leave you a note in your guestbook, but to no avail.

From: gregg
Date: Thu, 31 Oct 1996 17:25 -0400 (EDT)

Revisited your links page, although I must admit, it was difficult to find my way there once I hit Not Kenzo's Page. You really should put some sort of reference there, even a small one. I'm continually amazed at how big it (the page, sicko) is.

Date: Sun, 17 Nov 1996 22:52:49 -0500 (EST)
From: Rachel

i checked out your web page...quite impressive i must say. i spent about an hour and a half just going to links you have there. tons 'o' fun.

Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 19:56:12 -0500 (EST)
From: D

Ok, I am on your web page which immediately let me know that you had some form of caller ID on it. What an ugly message that was. I tried to sign the guest book but I got a Network error - socket not connected. I was able to get to the links page where I once again attempted to sign the guest book and got the same error. I will pursue the links...

Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 23:43:06 -0500 (EST)
From: Rachel

i was using netscape. i tried to connect to the guestbook and it wouold not let me. other wise i had no problems. i conncted to the links page and connected to about 6-7 links. there were no problems there either. it's a great page incidentally. i could have hours of fun with it. i didn't spend more than about 20 minutes on it though. i linked to the vcr page...that was interesting to say the least. the counter on that line didn't count that i was there though. come to think of it...i'm not sure but there may be a slighjt problem with the counter on your first page. i'm not sure what the different counts were referring to. other than THAT all seemed fine.

From: BILL
Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 01:31:14, -0500

Just checking out your page. That little doohickey button that sends my info without me actually sending my info is pretty neat. So neat, in fact, I pressed it a bunch of times. I'm off to check out your links.

Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 12:43:49, -0500

i really got a kick out of the "Jennifer" link about people who reveal too much about themselves on the net. she clearly didnt mind though. probably is a stripper on the side or something.

From: BILL
Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 22:55:51, -0500

I'm at your page right now. I'm not noticing anything unusually impressive, but that may be due to the general inferiority of the Prodigy Web Browser. If you have any of those new animated graphics on your page my web browser is going to close and I'm going to get a slew of windows error messages... I'm used to it. The Prodigy help personnel keep insisting that the damn thing works. I lurk in the member help auditoriums and watch them give the same incorrect and incomplete advice to everyone. I need a new hobby.

Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 23:18:27 -0500 (EST)
From: M-Slick
Subject: Re: So, you used my page...

Very good. How did you know? Netscape was not set with my name, etc. hmmmm....

Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 10:15:24, -0500

-i also signed the guestbook. i remember getting an error once but i don't remember what the situation was. in the end i don't think i ever officially was able to sign the guestbook.

Date: Fri, 22 Nov 1996 23:58:21 -0500
From: Peter

sorry, i am just not interested in all those links. maybe if you had some original kontent it would be a little bit better.

From: gregg
Date: Mon, 25 Nov 1996 10:47 -0500 (EST)

Can't access your page. Get General Protection Default Error or some such thing. Boots me out of Netscape. 3 times now. I'll keep trying......

Date: Tue, 26 Nov 96 14:42:34 UT
From: L

I'm running MS IE 3.0 on my win95 laptop. WHen I got to your home page I had difficulties just scrolling down the page. I turned on graphics (I normally leave them off) so I got to see the dancing kenzo but for whatever reason, I kept getting the MailTo popup, seemed as though just mousing around in the pa ge invoked MailTo. I was able to link to a few of the places you'd provided links to but I really just wanted to view your page so I kept going back. Eventually I lost patience with the process & found somewhere else to go. No, that's not true, I lost patience with the process & was going to send you a more articulate definition, but then MSN bounced me out

Date: Tue, 03 Dec 1996 22:32:03 -0500
Subject: links

Great page!!!

I wound not mind putting a link on my page to yours. If this is ok with you let me know.

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